Would a Kardashian by any other name shill as sweetly?
Less of a magic kingdom, more a tragic kingdom, no doubt.
Don't hate the click-baiter, hate the bait... and don't click.
Can we now call yesterday the "before times" too?
How on earth are we meant to reduce our screen time in this economy?
It doesn't matter how big it is, anon, it's what he does with it.
More like Pudgy Phoenixes, amirite?
Monarchies shouldn't exist in 2022, but royalties should exist in perpetuity.
It's all about managing expectations.
Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear your Punk *checks notes* around your neck?
It's your money, honey, we won't tell you how to spend it.
If you want something done right... don't bet on Microsoft.
